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The Pagan Name Generator | Ever wished you could sport an exciting, unusual moniker? Wish no more -- the Pagan Name GeneratorTM is here to fulfill your wildest, secret fantasies of namedom. |
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I Write the Songs... | ...or, at least I Generate the Lyrics from Someone Else's CGI Script. If you want to be a songwriter, but have no talent -- or, even if you have talent -- visit F.J. Ordstone's own Lyric-o-mat, and see just how cheaply a song can be had. |
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Bah & the Humbugs | The Christmas band that keeps on giving. |
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