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Let me tell you a story
'bout a girl named Janette
She got lost in the forest
And what do you think she met?
A moose
A big, black, hairy moose
Janette said "Gosh,
It's not Halloween
But you're the scariest elk
That I've ever seen"
"I'm a moose" said the moose
"A big, black, hairy moose"
"Are you lost?" asked the moose
Janette replied, with a tear
"Well, the trail has got lost,
but not me! I'm right here
With a moose
A big, black, hairy moose"
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At that, the moose turned tail
And led her back to the trail
Janette said "Thank you!"
The moose said "You're welcome.
But always remember that I'm not an elk
I'm a moose
A big, black, hairy moose
Don't you call me an elk
'Cause I'm a moose
A big, black, hairy moose
I'm not any kind of elk
I'm a moose
A big, black, hairy moose
Don't you ever call me an elk
'Cause I'm a moose
A big, black, hairy moose"
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