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It's Nonsense Day for boys and girls
It's the Nutcracker Feast for cute little squirrels
It's the Hometown Parade all over the world
It's Paradox Day tonight
I like ugly things, stupid things
Onion rings with airplane wings
I play chess with sixteen kings
And that's how I got this job
I like rubber boots, rubber bands
Rubber gloves on dirty hands
We built this city on shifting sands
And sixteen cans of beans
It's the Monsters' Ball for boys and girls
It's the kitty-cat race for cute little squirrels
Right here, right now, all over the world
It's "No, So, Stop That" Day
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Yankee Doodle want to town
With an elevator man and a circus clown
He picked up his trunk, then he put it down
On a sleigh-bed full of eggs
So hop hop hop to the corner store
Tell 'em you need a dinosaur
If the price is good buy sixteen more
'Cause this is a hungry bear
It's Tomorrow Day for boys and girls
It's the Paradox Race for rabbits and turtles
It's the fight against fish all over the world
It's the Breadbox Moon tonight
It's Sunburn Day tonight
It's Nonsense Day tonight
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