Bush cancels Christmas; Dec 25 now 'Freedom Day'

US launches pre-emptive invasion of North Pole

Cheney: Santa's sack is full of "toys of mass destruction"

Bush's new 'Axis of Evil': the North and South Poles

Santa Claus added to terror no-fly list

Enormous oil deposits detected at North Pole

Listen to Bah & the Humbugs' song "Fahrenheit 12/25." MP3 download

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Download kid-friendly Bah & the Humbugs songs at kidzong.com.

New song download for 2005: Stealing the Nativity.

The Christmas Eve 2005 podcast features The Tale of Dr. Frankincense.

Bah & the Humbugs have made funny holiday music an annual tradition since 1985. For 2005 Bah & the Humbugs celebrate their 20th anniversary with a greatest hits CD, Re-Gifted. Read more...

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