BAH & THE HUMBUGS: BIGGER THAN SANTA
A 25th Anniversary Humbug Tribute

Featuring Humbugs songs performed by the following bands:



ELF CONTROL

Jesus' Funky Christmas

The members of Elf Control are nothing if not resourceful.  When they learned that a closet-remodeling business called Shelf Control was liquidating, they bought all of that company's branded items — pens, stationery, shirts, and even a van — and covered up the letters "SH" to create an instant collection of Elf Control equipment and supplies. 

Unfortunately, the band's song about that experience, "Get That SH— Out of Here," was widely misunderstood and banned on many radio stations.  Their next two singles, "Santa's Killer Look" and "This Christmas is the Bomb," compounded their public relations woes, with many listeners imagining violent and sinister stories in what were meant to be straightforward songs of holiday-season enthusiasm. 

Vowing to end their streak of musical controversies, Elf Control signed on for the Bah & the Humbugs tribute project and picked a simple, positive song that no one could possibly misinterpret — the Humbugs' "Jesus' Funky Christmas." 


Jesus' Funky Christmas

(Nordquist/Aster/Guskin)

Jesus went to the market on a Christmas Eve
He had places to go, he had people to see
At the checkout someone said, "Jesus! Look at that line!"
And Jesus said, "I can't go anywhere without being recognized"

But he was away from home
Born in a manger for crying out loud
So Christmas means
Not letting the little problems get you down

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus' funky Christmas
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus' funky Christmas
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus' funky Christmas
Jesus' funky Christmas and goodwill to y'all

When he got to the party, put his wine on the bar,
Some guy said, "Jesus! That's the same damn Chardonnay!"
And Jesus said, "I could have brought water,
But I thought I would keep things simple today"

Like when he was away from home
Born in a manger for crying out loud
So Christmas means
Not letting the little problems get you down

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus' funky Christmas
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus' funky Christmas
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus' funky Christmas
Jesus' funky Christmas and goodwill to y'all

Noel, noel, no problem
Noel, noel, no problem
Hey hey hey
Noel, noel, no problem
Noel, noel, no problem
Hey hey hey

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus' funky Christmas
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus' funky Christmas
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus' funky Christmas
Jesus' funky Christmas and goodwill to y'all

Here comes the Jesus, Jesus, Jesus' funky Christmas
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus' funky Christmas
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus' funky Christmas
Jesus' funky Christmas and goodwill to y'all