BAH & THE HUMBUGS: BIGGER THAN SANTA
A 25th Anniversary Humbug Tribute

Featuring Humbugs songs performed by the following bands:



JOHN WAISTE

Santa Hat

John Waiste can sing, by his own reckoning, "pretty good" but you'd never know it to look at him — or, for that matter, to hear him sing. But we'll take his word for it. He also says he plays "a mean piano" — one back home, it seems, that resents his touring schedule and intentionally goes out of tune to punish him. He even claims that once the front of his house was completely inaccessible because the piano had moved itself up against the front door. "Now that," remarks Waiste, "is a mean piano."

Waiste has had a unique relationship with the Humbugs over the years, having included in his concerts such Bah favorites as "Christmas Without You," "All it Means" and "Christmas Tree from Hell," all sung in his signature gravelly, booze-soaked vocal style.

The band invited Waiste to sit in on a few sessions and he wound up singing, uncredited, the lead vocal on "Christmas Bar," a standout from their 2004 album Fahrenheit 12/25. To make amends he was offered a song tailored to his odd vocal stylings, "Mistletoe is Poison." However, after Noella McCoy's version stamped it as a "whiny girl song" in his words, Waiste dropped it from his set list.

In one last attempt to appease the crotchety singer, lead Humbug songwriters Nordquist and Lehmkuhl quickly slapped together the song "Santa Hat." Waiste immersed himself in the song, and his technique is so perfect that his cover winds up being virtually indistinguishable from the original — though now, for a change, John Waiste is finally getting credit where credit is due.


Santa Hat

(Nordquist/Lehmkuhl)

Where'd you get that Santa hat?
(Santa hat
Santa hat)
Yeah, where'd you get that Santa hat?
(The hat so red
That's on your head)
I had one that looked just like that
(Santa hat
Santa hat)
Yes, I had one that looked just like that
(Woke up at dawn
And it was gone)

(Santa hat
Santa hat
Ooooh
Santa hat)

Santa's spies are on my trail
(Santa's spies
Santa's spies)
Yes, Santa's spies are on my trail
(They hunt him down
All over town)
They bugged the tree and read my mail
(Santa's spies
Santa's spies)
Yes, they bugged the tree and read my mail
(Go bug yourselves,
You filthy elves!)

It isn't Christmas
No, it's not Christmas
It's just not Christmas on my head

(Ooooh Santa hat
Ooooh Santa hat)

Whadda you think you're looking at?
(Looking at
Looking at)
Yeah what do you you think that you are looking at?
(His head is bare
But don't you stare)
Like ya never seen a man with no Santa hat
(Santa hat
Santa hat)
Like you never seen a man without a Santa hat
(His hat is gone
Now please move on)

It isn't Christmas
Not it's not Christmas
It's just not Christmas in my head
Without a Santa hat

(Santa hat
Santa hat
Ooooh
Santa hat)

Where'd you get that Santa hat?
Where'd you get that Santa hat?
Where'd you get that Santa hat?
Hey, come back here...